agent-amazing-fire:

thesiriuseffect:

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

The rule is true. I’ve been set free from a class ten times in one year because of it.

"set free"

blackoutballad:

a lion’s heart and a lion’s pride

blackoutballad:

a lion’s heart and a lion’s pride

peetalikestoast:

i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

14 years old:  I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old:  Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old:  What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
"YEE"
that one fucking dinosaur (via trickster-exe)

niallimlegal:

*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?

dajo42:

literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”

officeofnerd:

150 year old Victorian prosthetic hand. 

officeofnerd:

150 year old Victorian prosthetic hand. 

digableswaggot:

digableswaggot:

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

digableswaggot:

digableswaggot:

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

ceruleanist:

can someone print this and plaster it to every wall of every news center ever

ceruleanist:

can someone print this and plaster it to every wall of every news center ever

be-blackstar:

thenobleflesh:

listoflifehacks:

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they said “bra wearer” 

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